Saturday, 21 May 2011

Harold Camping Dead At 89

Harold Camping died peacefully in his sleep today at six o'clock local time aged 89 years of age. He had become world famous in recent minutes for his astonishing prediction that his End Of Days was approaching.

His legacy on planet earth will be that for a period of 78 seconds on May 21st 2011 his name was entered into Google search engines worldwide more times than the words "barely", "legal"and "anal".

Pictured:  Mr. Camping with a copy of the King James Bible that he cheekily borrowed from his public library with a return date of May 22nd

44 comments:

  1. Presumably if i go to heaven jedward will have to go somewhere else. That's how it works right?

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  2. So..!the old man predicted his own DEATH instead.!what a bummer..!?

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  3. He's not really dead. But hopefully he burns in hell. What a fucking looney old man. Just die Harold.

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  4. It's raining spookily hard. You are so the first to be judged.

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  5. camping is a commie who sucks cocks

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  6. harold camping is a cock sucker who loves satan. he is going to be satans fuck buddy.

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  7. is this true?

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  8. What he is dead? Harold Camping will go to hell for sure because he is a false prophet.

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  9. All prophets are false, Glenn. Get over it.

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  10. it's good for you because we do not need you..!!!

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  11. Duh! You got the date wrong agan Harold! I will tell thee the proper date once I figure it out using my Sinclair ZX81 and a TDK C120 cassette tape from 1983.

    I may be some time.

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  12. I knew it was a money making scheme all along.it was said that he has made 90 billion dollars off of this so call judgement day crap.He has been taking donations from all over the world...the bible is really based off of theory.People only goes by the bible cause it gives them hope and protection.No man knows what is true and what is false we only believe what we read.

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  13. there u c how fucking dumb people is...
    if its the end of life... why do the fucker need money then.. dooh.. get a life and share the cash.. we not going 2 die like that way.. get over it !!!

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  14. I wonder what those fucktard followers of his who sold all their possessions in anticipation are thinking now.

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  15. God doesn't exist...

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  16. fuck u harald camping

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  17. bible predicts periods not dates

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  18. God told me that Harold Camping was a nutter.
    He also told me that the end is coming, but in a far different way than people imagine. He's also irritated that the people is taking the bible so litteral. It's a story about a concept that has been retold several times before it was written down.
    And Jesus wasn't Gods son, but he was his blessed one.
    God told me, The day is coming were we will all be put to the test. And it is the purity of heart that will be the most important quality. Your belif is not as important as the light in your heart and soul.

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  19. God told me I could suck my own cock. Now my mum says I should stop as I'll hurt my back. WHO do I listen too?

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  20. rest in peace we shall meet in heaven that is if was holy during his life tym

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  21. no man knows the mind of God. His ways are not our ways...It's a mystery why did he feel he was so special to get revelation enough to splve the puzzle...which thief tells u that he's comin? God likens his coming to that of a thief in the night...

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  22. September 1994 Harold Camping made his first fucked up prediction. It failed and nut jobs , lifeless idiots,and retards still listened to him. 17 years later as if it there wasn't enough shit to hear on the news this asshole makes it worse. I couldn't even listen to my favorite songs without hear about his Bull shit. The day he predicted was the day god fucked over to hell. The world did end for him. To his believers get a freaken life you messed up bastards. P.S. dead shit say hell-o to Hitler.

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  23. GO TO HELL HAROLD CAMPING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  24. FUCK YOU HAROLD CAMPING I HOPE UR HAVING FUN IN HELL SUCKING HITLER AND OSAMA BIN LADENS DICK!

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  25. lmao he is just a stupid old man that wants attention and was looking to rip off the retards that followed him !!!

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  26. One of you (anonymous).....you really need to learn to spell and write...If you can't ...you need to get off!!!

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  27. There are and were a lot of false prophets
    around on both television and radio!
    One got on a so-called Christian television
    station and the managers said that they did not agree with all the next party would preach!
    He said that The Catholics,The Russian, Greek
    and Protestant Church Members who believed in
    Infant Baptism where evil,
    I got upset and said something bad and asked
    Jesus if I should go to Hell that very second,
    He answered me in a tenor male voice!
    He said (God is not willing that Any should
    perish) I looked up the words he used in my
    Christian Dictionary. I found it in my King James Bible and I have The Faith to believe that
    as of now I am saved. It,s in second Peter Third
    chapter Ninth Verse & Ask Jesus into your Heart,
    Like I Did Love Susan Youngberg Susieyoung7@yahoo.com

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  28. Getting close to Oct 21 and we've hardly heard anything from the Haroldtards...

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  29. I had hoped he'd die so we could watch him raise from the dead on October 21 (NOT). He thinks he's covered by the Blood of Jesus(tm). I'd like to see him covered in santorum. http://spreadingsantorum.com

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  30. Oh, Look at the time. And the date... Getting closer. Anyone wanna join me for a party? And Im staying up tonite to see 1200 OCtober 21st :D!!!!!!!!

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  31. Haroldtards:
    Followers and believers in Harold Camping's prophecy's.

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  32. What is wrong with these people??? I thought the end of the world was suppossed to be today.

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  33. Are we supposed to see fire and brimstone right now? Earthquakes. Giant golden trumpets coming from the clouds, a giant hand coming from the skies too? What the fuck am i supposed to be looking for. Am i supposed to be looking for some cataclysmic event. I am really confused. Because all i see right now is rain, rain and more rain. Should i be watching the news for global events. I really wonder what i should be doing right now. I know there is a lot disappointed people right now. Their money is missing from their wallets in hard economic times. These people are scoundrels and despicable. I really hope some people wake up and smell the coffee. These kinds of people are knieving weasle like thieves. These people are despicable and will use the bible to exploit peoples money. I grew up in a deeply religious family and if i recall right. Isn't one of the ten commandments suppossed to be: Do not take from the poor. I am glad i woke up and smelled the coffee and realized i will not let some book that the text is several thousand years old run my life. I have the power to create and make my own decisions myself. These people that follow this text are whacked. Isn't it kinda weird that people will still believe anything that you tell them, but refuse to believe anything that they see. If anyone sees any sign of the rapture please let me know so i can quickly repent.

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  34. October 22th, 2011... what a poor-patetic and senil old man is or was or who matters Harold Doe... FU!!!

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  35. so smart yet so stupid strange how he died on this day...the real day the earth was going to end...

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  36. so you haven't dropped dead eh harold? >.> do us all a favor and die. ^^

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  37. Haroldtards:
    Followers and believers in Harold Camping's prophecy's.

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  38. Who is our next prophet My advice,better be b carefull with predictions

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  39. Why do people think he died?

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  40. Many who believed this man had their consciences seared. I foolishly fell into the trap myself. Now I'm in constant pain with my head and I feel separated from God. I had no idea this might possibly happen to me.

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